Bucket List

1. Go to Harvard

2. Get a good job

3. Move to a nice city

Okay who am I kidding. That's ridiculous and boring.

This is more like it:

1. Adopt a cactus and name it Theodore

2. Paint Dan Howell's toenails

3. Write a best selling book series (probably not going to happen)

4. Visit London

5. Re-visit China

6. Find a way to mass produce Phil Lester

7. Improve my Mandarin

8. Adopt a toy poodle

9. Meet Pentatonix

10. Learn how to use a sewing machine

Yeah. This will literally be my life. 

I hope my mother doesn't read this.